Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
