I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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