Who did Billy Mays play for?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
