its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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