About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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