Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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