You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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