he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Fuck appropriateness.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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