I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We are all done wearing pants today
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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