I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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