Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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