I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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