yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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