love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
