Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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