Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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