I wish I only lived at night.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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