i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Barsexuality is the new black.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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