Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
