nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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