I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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