Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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