I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Shame is for Republicans.
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