Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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