whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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