He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Bring me that man meat
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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