he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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I party with great urgency now.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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