I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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