did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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