you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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