Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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