That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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