if you like me you must not know who I am
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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