I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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