dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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