I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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