No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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