You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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