It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Need sex. Gaining weight.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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