god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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