I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Two words: blizzard sex
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
COCAINE IS GR8
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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