Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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