Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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