Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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