We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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