Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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