I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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