My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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