butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
