Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
