Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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