Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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