just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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