I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How does one acquire holy water?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
