Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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