Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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