I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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